I’m grateful if I kept one girl from feeling different or ugly or un-empowered. I wish that girls embrace their power and their worth and their value in their youth and not sell it or barter it away for anything and then have to buy it back later in life. I wish for women to stop apologising for those very things that make us women. I wish to be remembered for my humour and my passion and above all, my ability to go from angel to asshole in 3.5 seconds but always for something I truly believe in.
I will be one crazy-ass grandma. I want you to picture this. I will have blue highlight, I will have fuck-me heels, I will have a really nice glass of wine that I made, in my hand and I will tell anyone who will listen that how a smart-ass from Pennsylvania told everyone she is gonna be a star and then billboard fucking magazine made her Woman of the year.